REALLY AWESOME JOKE...........
Ek baar railway-station par 1 budha
aadmi baitha train ka intejaar kar
rha tha.. .
Waha Pappu aaya aur uss budhe se
pucha:
“ancle, time kya hua hai...??
Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..”
Pappu: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi
to hai.
Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai..?
Budha: ghanta, mai nahi bataunga..!
Pappu: “par kyu..?
Budha: “abe q ki agr mai tujhe time
bata dunga to tum mujhe thanx
bologe aur apna name bataoge..
Phir tum mera name, kaam
puchoge.
Phir shayad hum log apas me aur
bhi baat krne lage,
Hum 2no me jaan- pehchan ho
jayegi to shayad train aane par tum
bagal wali seat par baitho. Fir
shayad tum bhi usi staion par utro
jaha mujhe utarna hai.
Waha meri beti, jo bahut
khoobsurathai, mujhe lene station
aayegi. Tum mere saath hi hoge to
pakka tum use dekhoge..
wo bhi tumko dekhegi shayad tum
2no ek dusre ko dil de baitho aur
shadi krne ki jid krne lago.
Isliye bhai, mujhe maaf karo.!
Mujhe aisa kangaal damad nahi
chahiye jiske paas time dekhne ke
liye apni ghadi tak nhi hai...