PEW IN THE FRONT ROW ****************************88**** An elderly xanthippe lady staggered into a church.The friendly usher greeted her and escorted her up the steps." Where would you prefer to be seated?" he whispered. "On a pew in the front row",she rejoined. The usher blurted," The pastor is actually quite boring and monochromatic.Better cull another pew where you can enjoy a little siesta while the pastor is delivering the sermon." The woman trilled," Do you know who I am?" "No" replied he. "I am the mother of pastor"she quipped. The usher was a tad flummoxed.He stammered," Do you know who I am?" " NO"she yowled. The usher felt relieved. He cooed," That's good."

PEW IN THE FRONT ROW
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   An elderly xanthippe lady staggered into a church.The friendly usher greeted her and escorted her up the steps." Where would you prefer to be seated?" he whispered.
"On a pew in the front row",she rejoined.
The usher blurted," The pastor is actually quite boring and monochromatic.Better cull another pew where you can enjoy a little siesta while the pastor is delivering the sermon."
The woman trilled," Do you know who I am?"
"No" replied he.
"I am the mother of pastor"she quipped.
The usher was a tad flummoxed.He stammered," Do you know who I am?"
" NO"she yowled.
The usher felt relieved. He cooed," That's good."