SHE WAS SPEECHLESS

                                                      (jai ma kali)
           SHE WAS SPEECHLESS
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    Once a docent was testing the children in her class whether they comprehended the concept of getting into the zion. She asked them," If I disposed off all my belongings and donated all my gelt for charity, would that get me into the zion ?"
   "No," chorused the chijdren.
Then she asked again," If I titivated the church everyday, mowed the yard and kept everything spic and span,would that make me entitled for getting into the paradise?"
 Again the answer was"No"
 The teacher was thinking her students were getting it!
  "Well,then,if I was compassionate to critters, gave candy to children, would that get me into the heaven.?, She asked again.
 Once again the answer was "No".
She was just bursting with pride for them."Well," she continued,"Then how can I get into the eden?"
   A five year old trilled," YOU HAVE TO BE DEAD."
       The docent was speechless !
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  ---------(DEVENDRA SRIVASTAVA)
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