Wednesday 30 December 2015

EMPTY- HANDED

                                                       (jai ma kali)
                     EMPTY-HANDED
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  Once a grandson along with his spouse was making a jaunt to his granny's residence. His granny directed him,"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in flat no 401. There is a big panel at the front door.Jab at the push button 401with your elbow.I will buzz you in. Come inside and the lift is on right. Enter the lift and press the button 401with your elbow. When you emerge out, I am on the left. With your elbow jab at my door bell button. Okay?"
    The grandson was a tad flummoxed. He trilled," But why I have to hit all the buttons by my elbow?Why not by hand?"
   The granny exploded,"What? Are you coming empty-handed ?"
         The grandson was speechless !
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