Thursday 4 June 2015

WHAT AN IDEA


(jai ma kali) 
                    WHAT AN IDEA
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     Once upon a time a woman approached the welfare office to seek some aid.The official concerned asked her," Madam, how many children do you have?"
  "ten," she responded.
"Name them," the official trilled.
She answered," Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu and Pappu."
  The official was flabbergasted. He warbled,"What if you have to summon them into the house from playing outside?"
"Oh, that is very easy,"she echoed," I just call Pappu ;and they all come skedaddling in."
  "And if you want them to come for the dinner?"
 " I just say, Pappu, come eat your dinner," she replied.
 "But what if you want one of them to do something?", he asked.
"Oh, that's damn simple,"she said," I just use their last name !"
      The official was speechless.
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