AUGUST27,2012
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                             KALIYUG
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  It appears that KALIYUG has completely set in. We are experiencing it's ill effects.The air is too thick with the pathetic groans and moans of the hapless and helpless people who are unable to make both ends meet owing to unbridled upward flight of the prices of all the essential commodities.But who cares and who bothers? Friends are turning into fiends.Rampant corruption,blatant misuse of power and flagrant violations of the rules and laws are ascending with geometrical progression. Every one is busy in grinding his own axe.
Corruption,the all round deleterious effects of which are well known in our country has spread its cancerous tentacles practially in every arena of the power structure.The common fplk sulk and suffer but can do nothing to alter their hard conditions of living.
AS per our sacred PURANS,more perilious times shall come.For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous,boasters,proud, blashphemers, disobedient, unthankful, unlucky, wiyhout natural affection, truce-breakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of GOD.
  For them punishment shall be more manly than forgiveness. They shall believe in,"Both eyes for an eye,many lives for a life." Looters, murderers,cads and cruel shall rule the roost.Gentle, kind hearted, disciplined and peace loving people shall suffer the ordeal.
Nothing can be done except to think deplorably "QUO VADIS"mankind?

गलियों  में  सजा इलाहाबाद
लज्जत से रचा इलाहाबाद
           मक्खन की सुबह इलाहाबाद
           रबङी की शाम इलाहाबाद
           आयें जनाब इलाहाबाद
           गंगा किनारे बसा इलाहाबाद
लस्सी पे मचल जाइये
कुल्फी पे पिघल  जाइये
फालूदे में उलझकर फिर
गोलगप्पे से जा टकराइये
               कचौरी कि जान इसमें
               मिठाइयो की बेइंतेहा किस्में
               मैंगो शेक की बङी रस्में
               पान की गिलौरी पे खायें कसमें
सुलाकी के लड्डु से रंगत
बर्फ  के गोलों की ठंडक
टिक्की बताशों की संगत
दिल कि पूरी हुयी मन्नत
               आलू पे हरी धनिया
               शिकंजी पे झूमी दुनिया
               दशहरी खाके बनिए आम
               कुल्फी खाके होए बदनाम
आयें जनाब इलाहाबाद
गंगा किनारे बसा इलाहाबाद
गलियों  में  सजा इलाहाबाद
लज्जत से रचा इलाहाबाद
हम सब की शान है इलाहाबाद

The wise parrot0

THE WISE PARROT
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   Once a learned pedagogue went to a shop dealing in birds to cop a nice parrot.Selecting a parrot, he asked the shopkeeper," Are you sure this parrot does not scream or yell?"The shopkeeper responded,"Oh no,it is a very religious parrot.Look at those strings on his legs.When you pull the right string,it chants prayers and when you pull the left one,it starts humming melodious songs."
    Quite impressed, the pedagogue blurted out," What happens when you yank both the strings simultaneously?"
   Instead of the shopkeeper, the parrot screamed," I tumble down,you stupid nincompoop!"

WHEN I FELT ASHAMED
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In my 10th standard, one of my classmates was a habitual stutterer. Whenever he faltered and fumbled while speaking, we would cachinnate heartily. Some boys would ridicule him, make fun of him and always hectored him. I, too, would play band music in unison with them in hurling mocking innuendoes at him. No one liked to talk with him.Notwithstanding, he tried to befriend me, but I always snubbed him rudely. Yet he carried himself confidently and very well.
   One day I had a kerfuffle with some boys over a game. We indulged into a frightful argument. As I was alone and losing the argument, this boy took up cudgel on my behalf and rescued me with his witty points. I was stunned and speechless and felt utterly ashamed and rueful at my uncouth behaviour towards him !!

First hubby

MOST DISGUSTING
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  It is most deplorable,lamentable and reprehensible that all the evil forces (Pseudo secularists) have joined hands together to stall Modi from coming to power by accusing him with baseless and unjustifiable charges.They are trying their level best to camouflage their own shameful and spiteful misdeeds by the curtain of blatant lies and cries.But they must not forget that their fabrics of lies would be torn to tatters by the harassed,persecuted and tormented gullible people in this election.Needless to say they deserve to be wiped out lock,stock and barrel.

                             JAAGO PUBLIC JAAGO!!