DiTCHED BY FRIENDS

(Jai ma Kali)
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              DITCHED BY FRIENDS
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  Once upon a time a chubby hare sojourned in a woodland.Being social, he chummed up a làrge number of critters in the hope that during emergency they would come to his rescue.
     One day while he was chillaxing in the brilliant sunshine outside his burrow,the shrill howls of some poochs pierced his ears.Although he was utterly affrightted of being gormandized by the poochs,yet he was fully confident of being saved by his chums.So he approached his favourite friend Stallion and squeaked,"Dada,I am in dire straits of being preyed upon by the poochs.Please make me perch on your back and schlep me to a safer and secure destination.'
   But the horse made a flat refusal by nickering,"I have to lug my master to the market.Go to your dear friend Bull.He will,as sure as eggs in eggs,carrry you to a safe place."
 Crestfallen at the attitude of the stallion,the hare approached the Bull.But the Bull bellowed,"I am going on a "Date"with a pulchritudinous teenage cow friend.I don't want to miss this golden opportunity.Why don
't you seek the help of goat?He will help you."
  But the goat too ditched him by bleating,"My chine is badly aching.If you mount me my backbone will be crushed.Seek the help of Ram."
   The Ram candidly baaed,"I don't want to poke my nose into the internal affairs of others.Pl. leave me alone."
   Poor hare ditched by his friends on whom he had reposed trust felt shattered and jettisoned .
  The pooch reached close by.The hare at once took to his heels with the greatest ferocity at his command.He was able to save his life by the skin of his teeth.
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   Those who have many friends,actually have none .
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DITCHED BY THE CHUMS

                                      (Jai Ma K

THE wISE OWL

                                      ( Jai Ma Kali)
                   THE WISE OWL
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Once upon a time there existed a mighty larch in a certain woodland.A lot number of birds had carved their niches in its various boughs.Among them, the oldest and wisest was an Owl.
         One  day  the Owl noticed that the two boughs of the larch had come too close to each other and were abrading against each other, causing the eruption of sparks .He got alarmed , summoned all the birds and hooted to them ,
   "Friends, look at those two branches. They are constantly chafing agaist each other causing the production of sparks.In dry weather the sparks may set fire to the tree.So my sincere advice to you is to transfer your nests to a safer place."

  The birds giggled contemptuously at his saner advice. A woodpecker blurted out,"Sir,I presume the age has blunted your mind and made you a tad mousy.This tree is very mighty and as old as the Alps ana Alpines.We have been dwelling here for a considerably long time and are as comfortable as a pea in a pod.Why should we jettison this tree at your

Inutile speculation?"

   The other birds chorused in agreement.

   Only few birds followed the Owl to a safer place.

 Then,on a sweltering day,the sparks generated 

by abrading the branches together set the tree on a wild fire as predicted by the wise Owl.The fire incinerated all the living things !!
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   Don't ignore the voice of experience.
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THE BALD OOM

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  Once upon a time on a sweltering summer day,a bald oom was chillaxing in the patio of his chateau.He was about to zizz when a nasty fly emerged from nowhere and perched on his bald mazard and stung.The oom flew it away by waving his hand.But the despicable fly kept on stinging him from time to time.
   Het up with the persistent stinging,the oom  made up his mind to teach a lesson to the fly.Next time when the fly perched on his pate,the oom  seized a thick book and bobbed it.But the fly fluttered away and the book hit his bald pate.
When the fly again stung him,the oom was a tad wiser.He only mumbled,"You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable foes."
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PLEONEXIA

                                     (Jai Ma Kali)
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                  PLEONEXIA
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Once upon a time a potentate reigned a vast empire. He would frequently throw parties to entertain  the public. To celebrate his son's birthday, he arranged a grand banquet.As he was enamoured of fish , he enjoined his chefs that fish should be the 'piece de resistant' of the menu.
  But the fish wad scarce those dsys.However a  fisher was successful in snaring a huge fish.Feeling jubilant, he carried the fish to hand over to the king for the feast.
But the gatekeeper stalled him from entering the palace.He whispered ,"First promise to give me  fifty percent of whatever you get as a reward."
Having no alternative , the poor fisher yielded to his bullying tactics.
   The potentate was 'cock-a-hoop'to get the fish.He asked the fisher,'What reward do you wish ?"
The fisher trilled,"I wish to be larrupped 100 times on my bare back."
  The entire kingdom was shell shocked at this outlandish reward.
When he had been whacked 50 times , he screamed "Halt, there is a partner in this business. Half of the reward is to be given to him.It is the gatekeeper."
  Now the motive of this bizzare reward became crystal clear.The gstekeeper was yanked in, flogged ruthlessly 50 times, fired from the service and incarcerated.
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       PLEONEXIA  IS A HEX.
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THE SAPIENT KID

                                   (Jai Ma Kali)
      THE  SAPIENT  KID
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  Once upon a time a kid (young goat) while vamoosing to his home after grazing noticed that a rapacious wolf was stalking him.Realising fully that he was in imminent danger of being gormandized by the wolf within minutes, turned round to face the beast and baaed,"Your Majesty! I am doomed to be within your gut any moment.Before I die, be magnanimous enough to fulfill my last desire."
"Shoot your desire,"roared the beast.
"Sir, play a melodious tune on the pipe and I shall piroutte to that tune for the last time of my life."
The critter consented.He started playing on the pipe in full volume and the kid began to jitterbug.
The shrill voice of the pipe reached within the earshot of curs.They skedaddled towards the spot where the beast was piping.
Seeing the hounds, the wolf took to his heels mumbling,"it'sjust what I deserve, for, I , who am only a  butcher, should not have turned to piper to please the sapient kid."

MORAL÷÷÷÷÷÷÷IN TIME OF DIRE NEED, CLEAR THINKING IS THE KEY
OR OUTWIT YOUR ENEMY TO SAVE YOUR SKIN.
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                      JASMINE BRINGE.
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