Friday, 12 June 2015

THE HAPLESS MULE

[jai ma kali]
                     THE HAPLESS MULE
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  Once upon a time a crofter was pootling to the market along with his moke and a mule, both laden heavily with merchandise to be sold.

   The load on the moke was too heavy to be sustained by him. He entreated the mule to share a few of his bags.The mule snubbed him and made a flat refusal to share the load.
    The moke was unable to lug the heavy load and it was not too long before his knees reeled under the pressure and he flumped down on the ground.
    The crofter gathered the fallen bags and piled them onto the mule's back ruthlessly.As the moke was helpless to move, the  crofter made the mule to schlep the moke too.
   The mule gurgled with ire and pain but could do nothing about it. He thought," If only I had shared a few bags of the moke, I would not have to schlep him as well." 
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MORAL----- SHARE THE LOAD OR END UP LUGGING IT ALL.
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                             (DEVENDRA SRIVASTAVA)
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Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Satyam Shivam Sundaram: PRESENCE OF MIND

Satyam Shivam Sundaram: PRESENCE OF MIND: (jai makali)                     PRESENCE OF MIND                   +++++++++++++++++++++     Once upon a time there lived a rodent in his...

PRESENCE OF MIND

(jai makali)
                    PRESENCE OF MIND
                  +++++++++++++++++++++
    Once upon a time there lived a rodent in his burrow in a jungle. He was wise and had a great presence of mind.With his presence of mind, he would dodge a wily vulture who tried to snare him and gormandize him.

    One chilly day, as the rodent emerged out of his burrow to bask in the sunshine, the scalawag vulture saw him and like a flash of light, swooped down and picked up him in his bill and fluttered up.
    The eminent rodent was in imminent danger.Using his presence of mind, he looked in the direction of his burrow and yammered,"My dear wife, I am on my way to the king's palace to attend his nuptial knot function. I shall vamoose anon."
     The vulture completely taken aback by what the rodent had said, chuckled and said,"What a buffoon you are to joke about your predicament." But alas! as she opened her mouth, the rodent tumbled down from his bill and in the twinkling of an eye,evanesced into his burrow.
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MORAL--------Think before you talk.

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=====(DEVENDRA SRIVASTAVA)

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Satyam Shivam Sundaram: RESPECT ALL

Satyam Shivam Sundaram: RESPECT ALL: (jai ma kali)                           RESPECT ALL                         +++++++++++++++++        Once a guy had a frightful argument...

Satyam Shivam Sundaram: RESPECT ALL

Satyam Shivam Sundaram: RESPECT ALL: (jai ma kali)                           RESPECT ALL                         +++++++++++++++++        Once a guy had a frightful argument...

RESPECT ALL

(jai ma kali)
                          RESPECT ALL
                        +++++++++++++++++
       Once a guy had a frightful argument with his spouse.As he was sizzling with unbridled fury, he sought an audience with his master to seek peace of mind.So he pootled to his master's house.Being greatly disturbed, he jerks open the door, takes off his hat and flings it, removes his shoes and slings them,full of anger.Then he goes to his master and requests,"Oh master! I need peace and joy."
    The master had been observing him. He enjoins him,"First go to the door and apologise to the door for banging it. Go to the hat and apologise to it for hurling it. Go to your shoes and apologise for treating them so roughly. Then come to me.I will talk of peace to you."
      When the guy lovingly apologises to all these objects and comes back to master, that very love fetches about a transformation to the guy. He discovers peace in that state of love.
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MORAL-------RESPECT AND LOVE ALL OBJECTS !!
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              DEVENDRA SRIVASTAVA

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Thursday, 4 June 2015

WHAT AN IDEA


(jai ma kali) 
                    WHAT AN IDEA
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     Once upon a time a woman approached the welfare office to seek some aid.The official concerned asked her," Madam, how many children do you have?"
  "ten," she responded.
"Name them," the official trilled.
She answered," Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu,Pappu and Pappu."
  The official was flabbergasted. He warbled,"What if you have to summon them into the house from playing outside?"
"Oh, that is very easy,"she echoed," I just call Pappu ;and they all come skedaddling in."
  "And if you want them to come for the dinner?"
 " I just say, Pappu, come eat your dinner," she replied.
 "But what if you want one of them to do something?", he asked.
"Oh, that's damn simple,"she said," I just use their last name !"
      The official was speechless.
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