Wednesday 31 December 2014

TRUE LEADER

                        [Jai ma kali]
   TRUE LEADER
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 Once upon a time there lived a mother crab and her baby crab.One bright sunny day they emerged out of their corral to peregrinate on the dry sand.The baby crab promonaded ahead of the. mother crab.The mother crab was a tad worried about losing the sight of her child.After sometime she admonished the baby crab,
"Why don't you hold yourself straight?Can't you footslog gracefully? Why are you twisting and turning all the time?"
Being constantly pestered,the baby crab gurgled with ire,"Mum,example is better than precept.Why don't you traipse ahead of me and show me the right way to walk?"
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MORAL------
   A true leader sets an example instead of mere preaching.
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Saturday 27 December 2014

WHAT A HECATOMB

                        jai ma Kali
          WHAT A HECATOMB
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  Once upon a time there lived four sisters.They were Çhindi,Bindi,Sindhi and Jindi. Chindi was eldest and a pulchritudinous girl.Bindi was vainglorious of her very long hair.Sindhi loved books and the youngest Jindi always rodomontaded about her fair skin.
  The four sisters lived with their mom,Mrs. Potato Devi.Their daddy,Mr Brinjal Prasad was away at war.They loved each other dearly.
They were not wealthy but 
were able to make both ends meet comfortably.
One day the postman delivered to them a telex.It came as a bolt from the blue.Their dad was seriously leverish and needed nursing.Their mum had to go to him without brooking any delay.So the sisters started making preparations for their mum's jaunt.They also needed some money for their dad's treatment.
    While everybody was busy in packing the bags,Bindi suddenly evanesced.She vamoosed after a couple of hours.Her cranium was wrapped with a tippet.She gave her mother Rs.two thousands.Her mummy and sisters were astonished.Where did she get money from.Then Bindi took off the tippet.Everyone was cut to the quick to see her long hair barbered very short.She had sold her hair to get the money to help in her dad's treatment.Tears trickled down her mother's cheeks at this hecatomb of Bindi.
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  MORAL*******
      Family members should sacrifice for the welfare of each other.
**********************************DEVENDRA SRIVASTAVA
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Thursday 25 December 2014

NO JOB IS MENIAL

Jai ma Kali
,************     No Job Is Menial
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One fine morning the first President of America.Mr. George Washington was peregrinating down the streets.He happened to see an assemblage of labourers struggling hard to heft a brobdingnagian bole of wood.He noticed a gentleman standing nearby and enjoining the labourers.
    He tiptoed to the gentleman and asked,"Why don't you give them a hand?"

  "Me?"snapped the gentlemen,”Do you know wh
am I?I am the superviser.How can I extend a helping hand in this menial work.I am supposed to get this work done by giving them orders."
"If it is so,then I shall help them."Trilled George Washington.He helped the labourers heft the log.While leaving he said to the supervised,"Mr. supervised,I am always at your beck and call.please summon me whenever you need my services."
  The blabberghasted superviser asked,"Who are you?"


  "I am George Washington,the President."
  The plight and embarrassment  of that superviser can well be imagined than described.
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Moral-----No job is menial.
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Saturday 20 December 2014

SELFISHNESS

    Once upon a time there lived three reavers in a forest. Each one of them was egoist and money-grubber.They would simultaneous commit heists.
     One night, they reaved an opulent man's villa.They decamped with oodles of gold and cash.When they started to share the booty among themselves, a frightful arguement ensued  as each one claimed the biggest share.One of them advised that they could share it later.They kept the booty under a larch and covered it with a sheet.Then they went to zizz.
  Next morning, one of them said ,"I am going to the town to fetch some victuals.On returning, we shall divide the booty."The other consented.This guy planned to annihilate the other two by giving them the poisoned victuals .Thus he would be able to grab away all the gold and cash.So he poisoned the food bought by him.
    The two other reavers conspired to kill  this person as he returned with nosh.They thought that they could take half each.AsSoon as the man came with food, they killed him.They were on cloud nine and began to chomp on the nosh delightfully. Soon they too fell dead.
    Moral-----'Selfishness fetches  sorrow.
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       ----DEVENDRA SRIVASTAVA
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SELFISHNESS

    Once upon a time there lived three reavers in a forest. Each one of them was egoist and money-grubber.They would simultaneous commit heists.
     One night, they reaved an opulent man's villa.They decamped with oodles of gold and cash.When they started to share the booty among themselves, a frightful arguement ensued  as each one claimed the biggest share.One of them advised that they could share it later.They kept the booty under a larch and covered it with a sheet.Then they went to zizz.
  Next morning, one of them said ,"I am going to the town to fetch some victuals.On returning, we shall divide the booty."The other consented.This guy planned to annihilate the other two by giving them the poisoned victuals .Thus he would be able to grab away all the gold and cash.So he poisoned the food bought by him.
    The two other reavers conspired to kill  this person as he returned with nosh.They thought that they could take half each.AsSoon as the man came with food, they killed him.They were on cloud nine and began to chomp on the nosh delightfully. Soon they too fell dead.
    Moral-----'Selfishness fetches  sorrow.
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       ----DEVENDRA SRIVASTAVA
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Friday 12 December 2014


The fruitless conifer

                       .......                  (jai ma kali)
          THE FRUITLESS CONIFER
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Once upon a time two gadabouts were peregrinating in a jungle.It was a scalding hot day.Both were exhausted and tired.So they lay down in the umbra of a leafy conifer.Soon they fell into a zizz.
  After a couple of hours, they woke up fully chillaxed.Looking at the conifer, one of them queried,"I see no fruits.Does it not bear fruits?
The other man replied,"It is a fruitless conifer.Neither it produces fruits nor good wood.It is most inutile conifer.Don't play ducks and drakes with your time seeking fruits."
    At this the conifer butted in, exclaiming,"How can you say I am a inutile larch? People like you relax under my umbra to escspe the searing heat.Instead of owing a sense of gratitude to me, you are condemning me.How disgusting!"
    The two gadabouts were speechless.
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   Moral:-----
              Often the worst critics of a person are those who have benefitted the most from him !
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  ----DEVENDRA SRIVASTSVA-----
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Tuesday 9 December 2014

THE PERSPICACIOUS GOAT

                                 (JAI MA KALI )
       THE  PERSPICACIOUS GOAT
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      Once upon a time a raveneously hungry lion was moseying in a jungle in search of a prey.He happened to see a chubby goat on a jagged tump feeding on desiccated grass.The sight of the goat multiplied his hunger manyfold.But as he was incapable of mounting the tump, he thought of a flimflam to make the goat clamber down.He mildly tweetered,
"Hi Miss Goat, how do you do ? "
"Hi Sir! I am in fine fettle.Thank you, sir," baaed the goat.
"I observe you have become lean and thin by feeding on shrivelled grass.Can't you see the scrumptious green grass down here? Get down and eat to your heart's content.you will regain your lost weight",cajoled the lion.
  The goat was fully aware of the lion's ulterior motives in cajoling her to climb down.She bleated,
   "I certainly see the green grass, but I also see a famished lion standing there waiting for a prey.I will sojourn here further."
   The lion sussed that the goat was perspicacious enough to be fooled into coming down.He slinked away having egg on his face.

MORAL*******

     Beware of advice from those stand to gain by your decision !!

---------Devendra Srivastava
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