Friday 26 September 2014

CATCH-22

                                                 Jai Ma Kali
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                   CATCH-22
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   Once upon a time there lived an oom in a certain village.He had two pulchritudinous daughters,CHINDI and BINDI.The oom woud fawn upon them,pampered them a lot.loved them to the hilt and tried his level best to fulfil all their demands,whims and fancies.
      On attaining the marriagible age the elder daugthter and s gardener got spliced and the younger one espoused a tile-maker.Both were cock- a-hoop in their respective houses.
       A couple of months rolled by.One day the oom thought of ascertaining the welfare of the daughters.Next morning he made a jaunt to his elder daughter.After the exchange of usual greetings,he posed the question,"Well Chindi,how are you doing?"
  Chindi trilled,"Pop,we are in fine fettle and doing well.Only we are a tad worried about the prevailing condition of the dry weather.Your son-in-law has sown numerous plants.These plants need adequate watering.If it does not rain, then all the plants would  be extirpsted.Pray,dad,for advent of heavy downpour."Promising to do s of the oom vamoosed.

     Next day, he journeyed to his younger daughterAfter the  greetings were over,the  father
asked,"How is. everything here?"
  The daughter crooned,"Pa,all isuuh uh well here.we are a wee bit worried about the weather.My hubby has manufactured oodles of bricks which have been laid up for desiccation.If it rains,then bricks will be ruined.Pray papa  on our behalf for the dry weather to remain."
    The father was in a fix as to for whom he should pray.He was really in catch-22.
 
Moral:- It is impossible to please everyone.

                   -_-Devendrs  Srivastava
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